monkey humans can be tricky. Don’t be fooled by socially accepted dating advice. Here are tips, hints, advice and pitfalls to watch out for when it comes to getting a girlfriend or a one night fuck.
17 golden guide lines for dating
1. If she hasn’t fucked you within the first 3 dates, she’s fucking someone else.
2. If she isn’t interested in you, she has other dicks or she is simply isn’t interested. Move on to the next woman.
3. Either split the dinner bill in half or you pay for the first date, she pays for the second. You only pay for her dinner if you’re fornicating with her. That’s the rule.
4. If a woman “rejects” you (ie, she doesn’t like you or want to go on a date) it’s nothing personal. Do not lose a brain cell thinking about it. Just move on.
5. There is no need to use pick up lines. Approach, smile and banter. Dress nice, smell nice, ocassionally wink at her and ask if she wants to hang out. She *gets* it.
6. Pick up artists are cringe. Pick up concepts like cocky and funny, “peacocking”, display higher value and social proof are somewhat valid but it’s cringe.
Dress nice, hit the gym, get your finance in order, have interesting hobbies and gain life experience. Then meeting women will become effortless.
Young men who study “pick up” but their lives are in shambles do not know the value of their time.
7. What makes women attracted to men? Masculine traits.
What are some masculine traits?
I. Independence. This manifest itself for thinking for yourself and not being a sheeple and have lots of money. Women love independence/security and having lots of money is a form of independence.
II. Seuxally aggressive. Fuck her and fuck her good. She wants a good dicking. Beta males cry after sex, while the alpha male goes to sleep because he’s tired LOL.
III. Confidence. Striving for your goals, being comfortable in social situations, not being afraid, telling other people to fuck off if they conned you, all of this is a form of confidence. Women need confident men, not limped dick beta males.
If she feels that her life is in danger, she wants someone there to protect her (thank you, evolutionary psychology). This is why women don’t like short men because, evolutionarily speaking, short men are at a disadvantage during the cave men days, thus the need to seek tall men.
IV. Emotionally contained. Don’t cry over small things, don’t let emotions get in your way of attaining your goals. Be a harden soldier who gets the job done, despite of the emotions.
V. Principles. Something like a hardcore work ethic, the desire to be independence, not cheating on her etc helps. Why? She wants the alpha bad boy AND the provider. After all, she wants her husband to provide food and security for her kids (again, because of evolutionary psychology and common sense)
Romance novels are filled with the bad MMA fighter or the criminal biker bad boy who fucks her good and doesn’t call back because he has other important things in life – sounds familar?
8. Do not get dating advice from women. A lot of things women do are subconscious in nature OR it goes against social conditioning. For example, women love dicks but she can’t say she love dicks in public because society would shame her.
Or, when a anime otaku guy who wants to date a hot cheer leader girl, the advice he would get (from other women) is “just be yourself” instead of “perhaps you should lift weight, dress better and not watch cartoons as an adult”.
9. If the relationship is bad, move on. You know it’s bad when you have this gut feeling. Move on to a new one. After all, life is short. Dwelling on past relationships is a waste of time.
10. Red flags to watch out for when dating a woman: single moms, women who cut their wrists, women who love to get drunk (she had lots of dicks during her drunken fun times), women with too many cats, if her hobby is “travelling” (she travelled to foreign land to taste foreign dicks), if her dad is absent from her life etc.
11. About to marry your girlfriend? Wonder what your girlfriend will look like in 15-20 years? Simply look at her mom. If her mom is fat, chances are she will be fat and homely too.
12. Be aware of women who have a race fetish (or “preference”). For example, you’re a white guy and you met this cute black girl. You digged into her history and you found out that she only dates whites. What’s wrong with that? Because an interracial relationship is toxic when one person worships another person, based on their race – this could lead to another Elliot Rodger.
13. If you’re going to get married, marry when you’re 35 years old and your wife should be 25 years old or less. Why? Because by the time you’re 45, and she’s 35, she will still be attractive (women age worse than men). It’s a mistake to marry a woman the same age as you, generally speaking – I don’t want no dusty pussy!
Never fuck dusty old single mom pussy.
This is Max Uber, over and out.